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I Don't Wanna Be A Gryffindor

by Ben Knight

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1.
This song goes out to any witch or wizard who’s ever felt like a squib This is our anthem Can you hear us I’m sure you’ve heard about the boy who lived But have you ever heard of the boy of the boy who lived If you have I would be shocked, sick of my old man’s fame Before this song is over you’ll be shouting my name Albus Severus I’m a wizard that’s true Named after one head master and potions dude Don’t get caught up in the hype and keep your thoughts to yourself I’m just a kid with a wand from Olivander’s shelf Chorus: I don’t wanna be Please don’t make me be I don’t wanna be, don’t make me be I don’t wanna be a Gryffindor Got a C in potions didn’t think it wasn’t nothing But my teacher called me out and man he started bugging When your father was here he got an A in my class I can’t believe a Potter would be this hard to pass I got up from my seat and I won’t lie it got heated It was the half-blood prince, that fool he was cheating I walked out of my class and gave a nod to my teach The air beneath my broom is too hard to reach I’m not talking about jealousy, listen to me can’t you see The shadow of a Potter can put you into delinquency Voldemort was nothing short of crazy man that snake-faced dork But when your dad’s a wizard being a muggle’s what you’re wishing for Now that I’ve had a chance to spread my wings like a hippogriff Let me get real with all of you for one minute It’s not about mud blood, it’s not about pure blood It’s about respect I’m so sick of all haters chestin' up they all just baiters Trying throw me off game why it gotta be all that man Gonna throw the gauntlet down the room of requirement can’t be found Unless you are in need of it let me tell you where I fit Never gonna make a dumb horcrux, never gonna win that tri-wizard cup Never gonna make that liquid luck, not gonna just let myself get stuck In a house that’s so stuck up, yeah I think I’ve had enough Yeah I think I’m giving up, gonna join the hufflepuffs
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I.L.C.F. 03:50
Let me tell you a story about a young man. Who had a love for something he didn't understand. He was born this way didn't think it strange. There was nothing he could do there was nothing he could change. It took a long time to finally come to grips. With just who he was no need to shy from it. This world can be so awesome but this world can be cruel. Won't let it bring him down won't let it play him the fool. He made his mind up that he would write a song. To give the voiceless voices to make the weak strong. To bring it point blank, the haters to an end Try to give the hurt a little time to mend. It's time to bring the message it's time to make it clear. Don't have to hide yourselves don't have a thing to fear. We've got to rise up its time to make it real. Just sing it out loud if you feel like I feel. Chorus: I love chick flicks they're my first pick. Rom coms are what make my heart tick. Not afraid to show it. I just need to let everybody know it. I love chick flicks they're what move me. It's my favorite kind of movie. There's no need to hide it. Never gonna get me to deny it. I guess it all started with Gone With the Wind. It made a huge impression when I was just 10. Sure it was black and white but so are the facts. Ever since that day I haven't ever looked back. I've been rejected because the way that I feel. Why can't you see on the screen that this love is for real. Sometimes it's painful and Hard to forget. Casting Jennifer Aniston in your movie will cause you regret. Back in high school tried to win girls it's true. Holding a boombox over my head like Lloyd Dobbler would do. In case you're wondering girls don't think it's cool. When you profess your love to them before the whole school. These are just moments put into a script. To make you think that this could happen but it's just a trick. But that won't stop me from watching all them still. Turn on the tv ah yeah I'm watchin' Notting Hill. The Notebook? Oh yeah I've seen that. You've Got Mail? Oh yeah I've seen that. The Wedding Planner? Oh yeah I've seen that. Walk to Remember? Of course I've seen that. The Holiday? Oh yeah I've seen that. P.S. I Love You? Oh yeah I've seen that. Never Been Kissed? Oh yeah I've seen that. Eat Pray Love?
3.
Sitting on my couch trying to think up rhymes Watching Tombstone just to pass the time Fell asleep fast with pen and paper in hand And had the strangest dream I still don't understand Riding through the desert with a colt peace maker Star on my chest like a Texas Ranger Searching for a one horse town in danger Looking for a card game do I have any takers The trail can get rough and a little scary And if an outlaw steps up I'll be their huckleberry There's no indoor plumbing but it's temporary I have a little house that sits out on the prairie Tryin to strike it rich always panning for gold If you live to 35 it's like you're 90 years old Never knew I'd have a fear of the common cold The sunsets here are a sight to behold Chorus: Now I'm stuck in a Kanye Western How'd I get here on my own Can't get out of this Kanye Western Can somebody tell me how to get home, how to get home An eagle eye I'm not I need glasses to see But I will regulate any stealing of your property I'm what you'd call a pugilist I'm good with my hands I'd rather be a pacifist but I'll still take a stand I've never driven cattle but they've been in my view Outside a drive through window or barbecue I've got my shotgun in tow and my six shooter strapped In case a rustler wants to have himself a quick dirt nap Eatin rattlesnake sleeping under the stars You can even use the bathroom standing right where you are But if you're planning a trip I'd take a train of course It could take you several months if you're riding a horse Woke up and wondered just what happened to me Just a dream from frozen pizza and some late night tv It's a relief but I believe that this reality Won't hold candles to panhandles if you know what I mean Hat down boots on aint tryin to be no Don Juan Just tryin to find some drinking water with the cholera long gone Eatin buffalo ain't bad unless you've had the kind of cow mad Livin that way it can really stay in the past cause I like livin life this way
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That Day 04:27
I was ten years old when you came into my life. You were sitting right there could not believe my eyes. You were everything I wanted, everything that I'd need. You were my whole world, all that mattered to me. We'd spend all day together I'd never leave your side. Even when we took a pause you'd always be there to guide. Me through all my levels of childhood. Sure it wasn't always perfect but it always was good. Then one day something happened didn't know that it would. You were gone forever didn't know was for good. It happened in a flash you were here then you weren't. I felt so betrayed, you know I felt so hurt. We all go through seasons of our lives that are cold. From when we come into this world to when we start to grow old. But I still remember that day. It changed my life and I just have to say. I won't forget about that day. The day the Nintendo died. You will get over it they say. The day the Nintendo died. I never saw it coming yeah it came as a shock. When I hit the power button and you just sat there locked. On a plain blue screen didn't know what to do. Man I never thought that this would ever happen to you. The controller on the ground got back onto my feet. There'd be no more Duck Hunting no more stages to beat. No more princess rescuing from castles and spells. No more Final Fantasies no more stories to tell. I knew all the right codes that would take me so far. How about up up down down left right left right B A Start. Had the zapper it was dapper had the power glove. The game genie the advantage all the things that I loved. I turned around and walked away I couldn't look at the screen. Could not believe that this was really happenin' to me. So much more than just games. I knew after that day I'd never be the same. I won't forget about that day. The day the Nintendo died. You will get over it they say. The day the Nintendo died. Now I've grown a little older let the past be the past. Bought a new unit got me through it hope the healing can last. Gotta keep walking down the new path that I'm on. I've hit the reset the flashing screen it's gone. There comes a time in life when you have to let go. Of childish things so it seems have to let yourself grow. But I still remember that day. Won't go away. Yeah. I won't forget about that day. The day the Nintendo died. You will get over it they say. The day the Nintendo died. It's getting easier everyday. The day the Nintendo died. It might be better off this way.

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