Dear Great Pumpkin this is Linus Van Pelt
Writing you a letter hoping that you're doing well
I've been waiting all these months for it to be Halloween
I've got the perfect Pumpkin Patch I think you'll find it serene

I know you don't get the props that people give Saint Nick
Let's face it GP he's got a better publicist
But number two's not bad doesn't feel so obsolescent
I believe in you can you hook me up with lots of presents

Whoa ew Whoa Great Pumpkin
Can I tell you somethin'
Really so excited to stay up all night
Just waitin' for you in the pale moonlight

Whoa ew whoa Great Pumpkin
You got my heartbeat thumpin'
I can't wait to see the look on everyone's face
When they see all the gifts all over the place

All my friends say that I'm wasting all of my
time
But I know that you're real, so things will work out just fine
While you're flying through the air to visit good girls and boys
I hope you'll stop and visit me to bring me candy and toys

Sure I could waste all my time dressing up and bobbing apples
But compared to meeting you, it's not hard for me to grapple
I know this day calls for it but I won't wear a mask
I know you're stopping here, I know I don't have to ask

Whoa ew Whoa Great Pumpkin
Can I tell you somethin'
Really so excited to stay up all night
Just waitin' for you in the pale moonlight

Whoa ew whoa Great Pumpkin
I can feel my heart rate jumpin'
I can't wait to see the look on everyone's face
When they see all the gifts all over the place

I'm not gonna lie I feel a little frustrated
Little hurt a little mad and a little bit jaded
I put all my faith in you, my reputations down the drain
Now they call me a blockhead I feel poor Charlie Brown's pain

I guess this a part of growing up and that's fine
But if you're real and I got snubbed here's a piece of my mind
If you're not then unnoticed is how this all won't go
And P.S. if you're a fake don't tell me I don't wanna know

Whoa ew Whoa Great Pumpkin
Can you tell me somethin'
Why you gotta let me stay up all night
Just waitin' for you in the pale moonlight

Whoa ew whoa Great Pumpkin
Guess you're just not comin'
You made me miss out on tricks or treats
I guess this just wasn't meant to be